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  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
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• Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
  Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....