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• Ever since I was a young boy, I've hacked the ARPA ne
  From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, Sure sends a mean packet....
• You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand. -- Kahlil Gibra
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You talkin' to me? Are YOU....talkin' to me?
• How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
• Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
  I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
• Pelorat sighed. "I will never understand people.
  "There's nothing to it. All you have to do is take a close look at yourself and you will understand everyone else....
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....