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I Look At Life As Being Cruise Director On The Titanic.
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I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
-- Art Buchwald
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If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? -- Madison's Inquiry
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I have two tickets on the Titanic. -- Famous Last Word
Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do belive in Art for Art's sake.
-- E. M. Forste...
I think contraception is disgusting -- people using each other for pleasure.
-- Joseph Scheidler, Director, Pro-Life Action League...