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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
  Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
  Shelb.: Yes, and marry our cousins. Jebediah: I was -- what are you talking about, Shelbyville?...
• It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes.
  You go, "What should I wear tonight?" "I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....