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• I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. -- Stephen King
• God grant me the senility to accept the things I cannot change, The frustration to try to change things I cannot affect, and the wisdom to tell the difference.
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
• What I cannot love, I overlook. NIN
• When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
  She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....
• Next time I will try English.
• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...