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• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
  Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
  I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
  I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out....
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...