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• Did you understand the music, Yoko, or was it all in vain? -- Roger Wate
• I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
  Why don't you listen forward to looking me? One night a woman came to me after a concert and said, "I haven't laughed so much since my husband died....
• I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
  o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
• Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono.
• Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
  Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....
• And btw, Peter is right, Marc WAS being nice to you, a few years back, a > spam like that would earn you a Marcflame that would probabely > meltdown you tcp stack.
  ..(I guess he's getting soft with the passing > years, hey Marc?...
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• One time I was hitchhiking when a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks, I'm not going that far.
• I said how, and why, young children, were sooner allured by love, than driven by beating, to attain good learning.
  -- ROGER ASCHAM (1515-1568) in The Schoolmaster (1570), preface...