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I Think She Must Have Been Very Strictly Brought Up, She's So Desperately Anxious To Do The Wrong Thing Correctly.
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I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so
desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
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