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I Went Home With A Waitress, The Way I Always Do. How I Was I To Know?
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I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.
I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
-- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"
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Send lawyers, guns, and money, The shit has hit the fan. -- Warren Zevo
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
Homer: All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
Lisa: No, no! Then he'll know I told....
I get all these stories mixed up, the Headlines come so fast.
.. the money, the money that the Rev. Jim Bakker allegedly gave to that church secretary...
Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!