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• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• They pay me to think... As long as I keep my mouth shut.
• I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
  -- Alan Wa...
• 'I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.' -- Judge Harry Stone
• I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. -- Judge Harold T. Stone
• Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then?
  Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound?...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...