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• SMILEY ~#:-( "I just washed my hair, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• SMILEY :-(>~ "I just washed my goatee, and I can't do nuthin' with it.
• I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
• I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure.
  It is much too pliable, too yielding. -- Bette Davi...
• I washed my edible underwear and now they're gone.
• If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi