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I'd Rather Have A Free Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Prefrontal Lobotomy.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Alle