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• A conservative sees a man drowning fifty feet from shore.
  The conservative throws the man a rope 25 feet long and tells the man to start swimming, all the while wondering where he is going to send the bill for the 25 feet of rope used in this effort....
• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not hea
  and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains....
• Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
• Man stagnates if he has no ambition,...
• He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. -- Abraham Lincol
• You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.
• The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
  The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them....