If All The Seas Were Ink, And All The Reeds Were Pens, And All The Skies Were Parchment, And All The Men Could Write, These Would Not Suffice To Write Down All The Red Tape Of This Government.

If All The Seas Were Ink, And All The Reeds Were Pens, And All The Skies Were Parchment, And All The Men Could Write, These Would Not Suffice To Write Down All The Red Tape Of This Government.

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If all the seas were ink,
And all the reeds were pens,
And all the skies were parchment,
And all the men could write,
These would not suffice
To write down all the red tape
Of this Government.

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