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• Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 22...
• Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 4...
• Bicycles don't get headaches. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 21
• If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...
• You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...
• You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
  You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
• You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 25...
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
• You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 5...