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• One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
• mart terminal: n. 1. A terminal that has enough computing capability to render graphics or to offload some kind of front-end processing from the computer it talks to.
  The development of workstations and personal computers has made this term and the product it describes semi-obsolescent, but one may still hear variants of the phrase `act like a smart terminal' used to describe the behavior of workstations or PCs with respect to programs that execute almost entirely out of a remote {server}'s storage, using said devices as displays....
• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
• If computers are so smart, why aren't they rich?
• If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?