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If I Set Here And Stare At Nothing Long Enough, People Might Think I'm An Engineer Working On Something.
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If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
-- S.R. McElroy
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Stare. It's the way to educate your eye, and more. Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop.
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(I)gnore (R)etry (A)bort (M)eltdow
I think I think, therefore I might be.
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Refers to actual real-world data or a program working with it....
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Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
I'm going to clown college! [leaves] Ba...
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