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If I Told You You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
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Well, guys, I'm sorry my activities in the last town got us all tarred and feathered, but you're not going to hold that against me, are you?
The person who told me that by starting at the bottom there was no way for me to go but up had unfortunately forgotten that sideways is still a direction you can go and go and go.
I did....
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!