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If It Doesn't Smell Yet, It's Pretty Fresh. -- Dave Johnson, On Dead Seagull
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If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
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The BBS that gives your modem an April fresh smell.
I hate dying. -- Dave Johnso
Mr. Johnson, you smell!" "No madam, you smell, I stink." -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
They're all dead, Dave.
I'm not quite dead yet, sir!
Is he Dead Yet?" by Benny Fishery
Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad. -- Rob Pike
You're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?" -- Hal 9000
You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?" -- HAL 9000