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• If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley
• A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• We were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone's food without paying for it.
  On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you....
• He is no dummy. He is my programmer!
• There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.
  Look at how well off I am here," he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit, "I have my own operating system and file storage device....
• No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.