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• Langsam's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
  (3) Everything is sometimes....
• (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.
• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
  (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
• Chamberlain's Laws: 1: The big guys always win. 2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
• 1. Never give anything away for nothing. 2. Never give more than you have to (always catch the buyer hungry and always make him wait).
  3. Always take back everything if you possibly can. -- William S. Burroughs, on drug pushing...