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• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde
• Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
• Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
• 16) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• Been short on oxygen one time too many.
• Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
  -- Oliver Herford...
• How many nerds -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't have time. They are too busy taking pictures of themselves in their office....