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• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
  The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
• His zeal was hollow; his sermons were like students' songs imperfectly recalled by a senile don.
  -- John Rae...
• It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs.
  I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer....
• The typical successful American businessman was born in the country, where he worked like hell so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Former Attorney General Edwin Meese served as a character witness for Oliver North during his trial.
  Jay Leno made the remark that having such a witness is much like asking Steve Garvey (a mass killer) to give your wife a ride home....
• Brief History Of Linux (#23) Linus Torvalds certainly wasn't the only person to create their own operating system from scratch.
  Other people working from their leaky basements did create their own systems and now they are sick that they didn't become an Alpha Geek like Torvalds or a Beta Geek like Alan Cox....
• Troi: "So what else has your research uncovered about William Riker?
  Riker: "Exactly medically inclined, loves to climb mountains, is from somewhere called 'Alaska', enjoys exotic food, and takes his vacations on a planet called 'Risa'....
• I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
  So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
• Nothing in his life Became him like the leaving i
  he died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owed, As 't were a careless trifle....