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• The paths of glory at least lead to the grave, but the paths of duty may not get you any where.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961)...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurbe
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurbe
• Computers, vehicles for the mind: They'll drive you crazy.
• I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas...
• Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
  Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians....