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If You Are Over 80 Years Old And Accompanied By Your Parents, We Will Cash Your Check.
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If you are over 80 years old and accompanied
by your parents, we will cash your check.
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If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your busine
over 80 you are neglecting your golf. -- Walter Hage...
Your ego's writing a check your body can't cash.
CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind!
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash." -- Bo Diddley
Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. DIDDLEY
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley
They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry o
carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun....