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If You Had Better Tools, You Could More Effectively Demonstrate Your Total Incompetence.
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If you had better tools, you could more
effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.
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You are fast approaching your level of incompetence.
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You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
-- Peter's Rule for Creative Incompetence...
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-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!
If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter. -- Blaise Pascal