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• You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow
  unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful....
• When you stick your fingers in the mains, its not the imaginary component which you will feel.
  -- From an EIST lecture...
• The succubus beckons seductively... Flee? [yn] The succubus shows you a good time....
• Enjoy and you will be enjoyed!
• You will be tested on the above material!
• The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice from another kid.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Many receive advice, few profit by it. -- Publilius Syru
• Have you reconsidered a computer career?