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• How will you know the answer to that question if you don't ask me out loud?
• Never ask a question of a witness if you don't already know the answer. -- Old Adage
• If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
• Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
  2: If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question....
• Never ask a question unless the answer makes a difference.
• An answer! I don't even know the question. -- Kirk
• Never ask a question unless the answer makes a difference. -- Anon.
• You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
  -- Albert Camu...
• ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer.