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If You Stick Your Head In The Sand, One Thing Is For Sure, You're Gonna Get Your Rear Kicked.
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If you stick your head in the sand,
one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
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He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
Diagnosis is like diarrhea, except that you get it in your gnosis instead of your rear. -- "Punch
Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
Share and enjoy, Share and enjoy, Journey through life with a plastic boy or Girl by your side
let your pal be your guide, And when it breaks down or starts to annoy or Grinds when it moves and give you no joy, When it eats up your hat, has sex with your cat, [never was sure about that line....
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
The more you hate a song, the harder it will be to get that song out of your head.
Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.