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• Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Greetings from Either, Or.
• Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year -- in either direction.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXXIX -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Real programmers never deliver programs on schedule.
  Either the program is "done" in two days or it is never finished....
• The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately know
  naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Press any key to continue...except that...not that either...try again!
• The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately know
  naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either....