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In The Beginning There Was Nothing. And The Lord Said "Let There Be Light!
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In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!"
And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.
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In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing, but you could see it.
-- Dave Thomas, SCTV...
And we are told in the Scriptures that at the beginning of time the Lord said, "Let there be light.
But I've checked this out with a number of eminent biblical scholars....
Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.
And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
And the Lord said, "Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language
and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do....
Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
You can depend on nothing, you see?