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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Can you hear the drums Fernando............(urp)
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• lion food n. [IBM] Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative drones in general).
  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• I can't hear you, type louder.
• lion food: [IBM] n. Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative drones in general).
  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....