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It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For 2 Years. -- Tom Lehre
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was
my age, he had been dead for 2 years.
-- Tom Lehrer
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It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
-- Tom Lehre...
When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. -- Tom Lehre
Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music.
..and of aviation. -- Tom Stoppard...
A sobering thought, Eileen: What if, right at this very moment I *am* living up to my full potential?
-- Jane Wagne...
When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. -- Tom Lehre
When people have trouble communicating, the least they can do is to shut up. -- Tom Lehre