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• It's those computer people in X {city of world}. They keep stuffing things up.
• Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize.
• Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
  Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
• Computer programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
• Cursor: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform as in "You $
  #$%c% computer!...
• The computer is absolutely right; therefore you must be wrong.
• Ram: What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly.
• Programs: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
• Bruce Sterling, on computers replacing drugs as a medium for altering consciousness and creating artificial realitie
  "In a way, staring into a computer screen is like staring into an eclipse....