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It's Gonna Be Alright, It's Almost Midnight, And I've Got Two More Bottles Of Wine.
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It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
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When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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