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• It is hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
• While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know. -- Groucho Marx...
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• SMILEY |:[' Groucho Marx
• Whatever it is, I'm against it! -- Groucho Marx
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• A day without laughter is a day wasted. -- Groucho Marx