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I've Never Been Canoeing Before, But I Imagine There Must Be Just A Few Simple Heuristics You Have To Remember.
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I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must
be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember...
Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.
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