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I've Never Had A Problem With Drugs; I've Had Problems With The Police.
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I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
-- Keith Richards
I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom. I think that's the height of
bad taste.
-- Keith Richards
Related:
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
And I thought *I* had problems!
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. -- Keith Richard
Quote #307 " 'All you need is love'? Yeah? Try payin' the fuckin' rent with it.
-- Keith Richard...
I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...