I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

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I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes
me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

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