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• Jim? This is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I've gotta find a safe place for Daffy.
  He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!...
• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• He's dead, Jim! I get his tricorder, you take his wallet.
• I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
  I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they on planes?...
• Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
  Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
  I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
• It's sort of like define pornography. You know it when you see one.
  You know a cultural elitist when you see one. [Jim Lehre...