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• Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
  -- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
• The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control.
  (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.) -- May's Law of Stratigraphy...
• The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellant.
  -- Milt Barbe...
• Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
• Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
  -- Wright's First Law of Quality...
• Simmon's Law The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.
• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.