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• Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. -- Mae We
• I feel like a million...but one at a time, please. -- Mae We
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We
• Why don't you come up and see me sometime? -- Mae We
• Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We
• Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -- Mae We
• Mae West: For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
  Interviewer: Did you reform? Mae West: No; I'm not ashamed anymore....
• A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
• If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it. -- Yogi Berra