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Knights Are Hardly Worth It. I Mean, All That Shell And So Little Meat...
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Knights are hardly worth it.
I mean, all that shell and so little meat...
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I hardly know so true a mark of a little mind as the servile imitation of another. -- Greville
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?...
I'm So Skeptical, I Can Hardly Believe It.
Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad so he could breed boneless shad.
His experiment backfired too, and he wound up with bony jellyfish....
It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
Insane little animals... ferrets, I mean.
RESPLENDENT, adj. Like a simple American citizen beduking himself in his lodge, or affirming his consequence in the Scheme of Things as an elemental unit of a parade.
The Knights of Dominion were so resplendent in their velvet- and-gold that their masters would hardly have known them....
Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets.
I do not mean his maker, but himself. -- Dean Inge...
Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe.
-- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...