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Lays Eggs Inside A Paper Bag; The Reason, You Will See, No Doubt, Is To Keep The Lightning Out.
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Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
Related:
The common cormorant, or shag, lays eggs inside a paper bag.
You may know what you need but to get what you want you better see that you keep what you have.
-- Into the Wood...
Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come.
Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum....
Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.
-- Leo F. Buscaglia...
Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
If you have buns of steel do they rust?
Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...