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• Birthday parties always end in tears. Enough is never enough.
  The sun always rises in the baby's bedroom window....
• Enough is never enough. -- Rule of Parenthood -- Phyllis C. Richma
• Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions. -- Phyllis Schlafly
• If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.
  If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception....
• If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.
  If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must conced that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception....
• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• In the end, it will be the insects who rule the earth. -- Noted scienti
• When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
  -- Poorman's Rule...
• Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.