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• Thre is no truth that cannot be obscured by public relations. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
• The politicians's passion is to be mistaken for a statesman. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
• A lobbyist's pagoda is build on a foundation of night soil. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
• A scholar sent to the United Nations is condemned to attend an eternity of faculty meetings.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• Legislation is a series of catastrophes that results in a policy. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
• The Cabinet is a pig, a serpent, a tiger and an ox brought together and told to produce offspring.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• The humble bureaucrat, like the bass, dwells at the bottom of the pond but grows fat.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• The Synthetic Fuels Corporation, like the egg roll, is shrimp surrounded by dough.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...