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  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MISS, n. The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
  Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense....
• Three women and a goose make a market.
• We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.
  -- Mark Twai...
• How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? -- Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
• Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
  "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?...