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• MONTANA: Where men are men and women are sheep.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the United States.
  After forty hours in the air, George turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!...
• Milhouse: Cool train! Where does it go? Bart: Beats me.
  But it won't be back for three hours and forty minutes....
• Where is Denver? Denver is just below the O in Colorado.
• Colorado: Where slower traffic keeps left.
• Quote #555 Out of the killer cold of the forty-below unending Arctic night into the glowing warmth of the Last Ditch Saloo
  we stumbled numbly, dragging behind us the frozen dead corpse of our friend, Bartholomew, whom the hardened permafrost of the tundra resisted our burying, and, leaning poor stiff Bart against a wall, gaily called out for drinks for the house, as we were flush with prospected gold that now only needed to be split two ways....
• In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
  Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ....