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• Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Most of our lives are spent in Plan B.
• Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino
  I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch....
• I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving SOMETHING.
• If it's someone else's problem, don't worry about it.
• I'm an anarchist, especially about whatever someone else is running.
• If most of us had it to do all over again, most of us would let someone else do part of it.
• A good listener is usually thinking about something else. -- Kin Hubbard
• Charlie: Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a _real_ emergency exit!
  Burns: Why, that's a _fabulous_ idea! Anything else you'd like?...