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• Oh, call my brother back to me! I cannot play alone
  The summer comes with flower and bee,-- Where is my brother gone?...
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philip
• I remember the first time I picked up my girlfriend at her parents' place.
  Her father said to me, "Make sure you have my daughter home by midnight....
• A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
  And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
  I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....
• I will not bury the new kid.